Tintumon..strikes again and again

Njan avalod oru poo chodichu.

Aval oru poochedi thannu.

 Avalod oru page chodichu.

Aval oru book thannu.

 Avalod oru umma chodichu.

Umma mathramalla…….

uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……

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Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.

” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”

Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”

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An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.

English man: good morning, how do u do?

Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?

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Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

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Tintumon: arada thendy iruttath nilkunnath?

Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.

then Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno?

Njan vicharichu achananennu………..

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“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya

“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON

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oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”

Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”

Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…

Inna 50 ps.”

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TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?

STAFF:ella marunnum kittum

TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.

kali tintumonod venda

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Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

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Appoopan:mone ninte teacher varunund, poi olicho

Tintumon:aadyam appopan poi olikku..thaan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2 weeks leave eduthathu…

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Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla

Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?

Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh

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MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”

TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

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